lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

sassyterrorist:

Madonnas arms look like they belong in a resident evil game

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cant even tell the difference which one is madonna idk 

bile7:

bile7:

What I do?

When that baby walks away with her hand in the air sayin “OKAY” is me

whatafuckingbabe

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  • taco bell employee: how are you today?
  • me: crunchwrap supreme